Alt: knifequiz
Title: what an edgelord
Alt: Scarlet Letter not affiliated with O’Hara, Johansson or Pimpernel
Title: Some day I hope to be upgraded to triple A
Alt: sexual experience points
Title: Not “short course” in that sense. We have a zero-pun policy at the school of fucking
Alt: pardon me
Title: Show us your penitence
Alt: foccacia me
Title: Dated a contortionist, started making pretzels.
Alt: Petting
Title: I'm just here for the treats
Alt: Manifesting with a manifesto
Title: They’re not really stolen, I guess, it’s more joy-riding
Alt: get it up
Title: a ladder covered in lube is not safe for work.
Alt: decorative not structural
Title: I always giggle when I insert a column in a spreadsheet.
Alt: Sexual Overtures.
Title: There are lyrics but they’re only vowels.