Oglaf! -- Comics. Often dirty.

Disclosure

there were some kinks

Alt: there were some kinks

Title: I’m pretty bad at dirty talk but great at dirty listening

Wishbone

Red Skelton

Alt: Red Skelton

Title: I just hope the big titty elf babes aren't lonely

Capital Vices

It's not a character flaw if you like it

Alt: It's not a character flaw if you like it

Title: There's only one toilet in hell.

Dishes

Skip to recipe

Alt: Skip to recipe

Title: Tweak my portions

Embers

don't call the fire figters 'til fire diplomacy breaks down

Alt: don't call the fire figters 'til fire diplomacy breaks down

Title: Smokey the Bear was recently replaced by vapey the squirrel

The Brine

water sports

Alt: water sports

Title: Nereids don't consider jism pearly at all

Polytheism

Roe

Alt: Roe

Title: Some consider the taste sophisticated, actually

Cliff Diver

Sand louse

Alt: Sand louse

Title: We’re all just land monsters to the sea monsters

Common Items

minigolf

Alt: minigolf

Title: Once the date is finished, the scroll crumbles to dust

Unsolicited Dick Sonnets

This rhyme scheme is a crime scene

Alt: This rhyme scheme is a crime scene

Title: I hear he fled to Nantucket